{"product_id":"carls-jug-o-boom","title":"Carl's Jug o' Boom","description":"\u003cp\u003eCarl's Jug o' Boom\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen you're stuck in a dungeon with no weapons, you improvise. This one's for readers who know a busted jug and a bad attitude can get you further than any starting-class kit — duct tape, guts, and a homemade explosive built out of pure spite for the system running the show.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSoft, durable, and ready for your next crawl.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAre you nerd enough?\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerd Enough","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":52908829802807,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":52908829835575,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":52908829868343,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":52908829901111,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52908829933879,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":52908829966647,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":52908829999415,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":52908830032183,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":52908830064951,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0970\/5455\/6471\/files\/GoodJUGOBOOMProof.png?v=1787866255","url":"https:\/\/nerdenough.shop\/products\/carls-jug-o-boom","provider":"Nerd Enough","version":"1.0","type":"link"}