Alchemist graphic T-shirt front flat lay

Alchemist

XS
$29.00 USD
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Alchemist graphic T-shirt front flat lay

Alchemist

$29.00 USD
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Alchemist

Sounds a Lot Better Than Alcoholic

For the potion brewers, tavern philosophers, and chaotic crafters of questionable life choices.

The Alchemist tee is for anyone whose hobbies involve strange ingredients, glowing liquids, and the occasional “trust me, this should work.” Featuring a bold fantasy tavern-inspired design and the line “Sounds a Lot Better Than Alcoholic,” this shirt is perfect for tabletop roleplaying gamers, fantasy readers, dungeon masters, and anyone who appreciates a good alchemy joke.

Whether you're mixing potions, building characters, or just making it through the week one suspicious drink at a time, this shirt says exactly what kind of magic you're working with.

Perfect for: Dungeons & Dragons fans, fantasy lovers, potion goblins, and sarcastic nerds with excellent taste.

About the T-shirt

  • Tultex 202 unisex fine jersey tee.
  • Lightweight 4.5 oz. fabric with a ribbed crew neck.
  • Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester. Other heathers: 50% cotton / 50% polyester.
  • Pre-washed to help reduce shrinkage, with reinforced neck and shoulder seams.

Size guide

Measurements are in inches. Width is measured across the chest with the shirt laid flat, not around the body. Compare with a T-shirt you already like. Measurements may vary by approximately 1 inch.

Size Chest width Body length
XS 16 26
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33
4XL 30 34
5XL 32 35

Care

Follow the garment care label. To help protect the print, wash inside out in cold water and avoid ironing directly over the design.

Processing & shipping

Most orders are processed in 2–5 business days. Standard U.S. shipping is estimated at another 3–7 business days after dispatch. Shipping is calculated at checkout. See our shipping policy for details.