Divination
XS
$29.00 USD
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Divination
$29.00 USD
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Divination
It’s Not Anxiety, It’s Certainty
Some people overthink. Others simply foresee every possible disaster with supernatural accuracy.
The Divination tee blends mystical style with painfully relatable humor. Featuring a crystal ball, tarot imagery, and the line “It’s Not Anxiety, It’s Certainty,” this design is made for the overprepared, the intuitively stressed, and the people who definitely knew that was going to happen.
It’s equal parts witchy, funny, and just self-aware enough to hurt a little. A great fit for fantasy fans, tarot lovers, tabletop gamers, and anyone whose foresight is powered by caffeine and unresolved tension.
Perfect for: divination wizards, anxious visionaries, tarot readers, spooky girls, and people who are right way too often.
About the T-shirt
- Tultex 202 unisex fine jersey tee.
- Lightweight 4.5 oz. fabric with a ribbed crew neck.
- Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester. Other heathers: 50% cotton / 50% polyester.
- Pre-washed to help reduce shrinkage, with reinforced neck and shoulder seams.
Size guide
Measurements are in inches. Width is measured across the chest with the shirt laid flat, not around the body. Compare with a T-shirt you already like. Measurements may vary by approximately 1 inch.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 | 26 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
Care
Follow the garment care label. To help protect the print, wash inside out in cold water and avoid ironing directly over the design.
Processing & shipping
Most orders are processed in 2–5 business days. Standard U.S. shipping is estimated at another 3–7 business days after dispatch. Shipping is calculated at checkout. See our shipping policy for details.