Carl's Jug o' Boom
Carl's Jug o' Boom
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Carl's Jug o' Boom
When you're stuck in a dungeon with no weapons, you improvise. This one's for readers who know a busted jug and a bad attitude can get you further than any starting-class kit — duct tape, guts, and a homemade explosive built out of pure spite for the system running the show.
Soft, durable, and ready for your next crawl.
Are you nerd enough?
About the T-shirt
- Tultex 202 unisex fine jersey tee.
- Lightweight 4.5 oz. fabric with a ribbed crew neck.
- Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester. Other heathers: 50% cotton / 50% polyester.
- Pre-washed to help reduce shrinkage, with reinforced neck and shoulder seams.
Size guide
Measurements are in inches. Width is measured across the chest with the shirt laid flat, not around the body. Compare with a T-shirt you already like. Measurements may vary by approximately 1 inch.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 | 26 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
Care
Follow the garment care label. To help protect the print, wash inside out in cold water and avoid ironing directly over the design.
Processing & shipping
Most orders are processed in 2–5 business days. Standard U.S. shipping is estimated at another 3–7 business days after dispatch. Shipping is calculated at checkout. See our shipping policy for details.