The Only Good Bug Is a Dead Bug
XS
$29.00 USD
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The Only Good Bug Is a Dead Bug
$29.00 USD
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The Only Good Bug Is a Dead Bug
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This design pulls straight from the kind of message you don’t question—you repeat it. Fast, loud, and delivered with absolute confidence. It’s not a suggestion. It’s policy.
Citizens are reminded: the situation is under control. Victory is inevitable. And every contribution matters—especially yours. If you’ve ever heard the broadcast and felt that mix of intensity and absurd certainty, this one was made for you.
Perfect for: propaganda fans, sci-fi soldiers, over-the-top patriots, and anyone who knows the message is simple for a reason.
About the T-shirt
- Tultex 202 unisex fine jersey tee.
- Lightweight 4.5 oz. fabric with a ribbed crew neck.
- Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester. Other heathers: 50% cotton / 50% polyester.
- Pre-washed to help reduce shrinkage, with reinforced neck and shoulder seams.
Size guide
Measurements are in inches. Width is measured across the chest with the shirt laid flat, not around the body. Compare with a T-shirt you already like. Measurements may vary by approximately 1 inch.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 | 26 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
Care
Follow the garment care label. To help protect the print, wash inside out in cold water and avoid ironing directly over the design.
Processing & shipping
Most orders are processed in 2–5 business days. Standard U.S. shipping is estimated at another 3–7 business days after dispatch. Shipping is calculated at checkout. See our shipping policy for details.